Everybody deserves a break. From your toxic schedule in work or from your thesis project in a terror professor at school. If you're feeling down and stressed there is one thing, which can help you to take away some pressure. A well deserve KitKat break is needed, and we all want to have some special skills to make our life easier and better.
There are a thousand skills I want to unlock after a KIT KAT® Break, but I'll only share five skills that I urgently needed.
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1. Ability to avoid traffic
Last week, I was late three times because of the pesky traffic.I don't have a car and only take an FX going to work. If only I can sense where is the traffic coming from I can easily avoid the busiest streets in Manila. I won't need to tweet @MMDA to know some advisories and tell the driver where is the fastest route to take.
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2. Ability to control my appetite
I admit; I love to eat, and half of my salary goes to food. I love to drink fruit shakes, eat burger and fries from fast-food chains and most of all, feast through the delicious meals made by my mom. The result it makes me gain weight, and I hate it. If only i can unlock this skill, I can save more money and bring back my six-pack abs just like in my high school days. (just kidding)
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3. Ability to catch thieves inside the MRT
Last year, I lost my phone inside the MRT, and I am patiently waiting to get my revenge against those bastards. If I can only pinpoint out who the culprits are, I'll immediately chop off their hands or bring them into the asylum where "Jigsaw" performs some bizarre consequences to pay for their actions.
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4. Ability to fly
Well, all of us wanted to have super powers. For me, I really want to fly and touch the clouds with my hands. I don't need a visa or a plane ticket to visit every country in the world. I can travel whenever I want and of course, I can also stop complaining about the traffic here in Metro Manila.
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5. Ability to master the most convincing puppy eyes
I want to master the art of puppy eyes. If the good people from Nuffnang and KitKat chooses my entry, they will me more KitKat bars like from the previous 4DX screening of Transformers at Bonifacio High Street.
Taking a much-needed break is very important to our lives. Having the delicious bar of KitKat will help you to release some stress and tension. I'll end this post here, and I'll take my KitKat break then I'll practice mastering the puppy eyes, so I will be prepared when I see you all on the 31st. ciao!